First Post

By danieldouglas

Let me start by first saying I’m a very paranoid person. That one sentence should, I hope, put my following blog rants in proper perspective. I’m in love with conspiracy theories, almost to the point of obsession. I salivate at the thought of a shadowy man, obscured by a silk black curtain, tugging the puppet strings of our economy, our legal system, etc. I think our elections are rigged, and our government corrupt. I do not, however, believe Princess Di was killed by the British secret service using a remote steering device, though I am intruged by the idea.

I say this because being a paranoid conspiracy theorist is akin to suffering from a disease. It excuses all inapproriate behaviour, and I hope my socialist, pinko, tree-hugging posts will be taken lightly and dismissed just as easily.

Anyway, this blog fulfills a portion of my Web Writing and Design requirements, though I may keep it running afterward. The quality of writing will then bottom out (even further than it already is, if you can imagine) but who even expects good writing from a blog anymore.

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